Chat Noir’s Amended Guide to Rooftop Safety
by Yolowritter
Rule 1: When patrolling the city, ensure to check where you are jumping.
Rule 2: Upon executing parkour, it is advised to not use unsafe areas as landing zones.
Rule 3: Under no circumstances is one to not check in at the end of patrol. Safety first, people.
Amendment: If one is ever unlucky enough to have Plagg play a prank on them, good luck. You’ll f*cking need it people.
Words: 1022, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 4 of Yolowritter’s Discord-Inspired Miraculous Fics
- Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Plagg, Tikki
- Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Plagg, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Tikki
- Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Adrien got stuck in a wall, Plagg is a Little Shit, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Is So Done, Tikki has lost her shit, And Chat makes a booklet, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Enjoy the crack guys
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37578349
Tags: AO3 Adrien, 💖, 🐱, 💚, Adrien, Marinette, ♢, R:Teen, A:Yolowritter